Sometimes I feel quite happy sometimes I feel quite sad
Like in the mornings when I do stuff I'm happy but then when I go to sleep, I feel sad, I feel like I don't have enough friends I feel like I'm a failure, hold on that's... That's imposter syndrome, im comparing myself to others and i want to do more or at least, do cool things...
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my mom found my spotify wrapped and now she knows i listened to taylor swift 247 times
guys im DEAD 💀 my mom saw my spotify wrapped and she keeps asking why i played love story 247 times like MOM its called EMOTIONAL SUPPORT MUSIC ok??? now she keeps humming it and doing this weird dance thing help
so i was half asleep in chemistry and when mrs peterson asked me a question i literally said 'idk mom' and the ENTIRE class went silent. she just looked at me and said 'well honey the answer is sodium chloride' and now everyone calls me mommy issues 🤡
crush texted me at 2am asking for homework answers
yall... my crush who hasnt talked to me in 3 weeks just texted me at 2am asking for the math homework answers. do i respond???? like part of me wants to help but also??? sir you ignored me for 3 weeks and now you need me??? the audacity 😤
walked into the wrong class and sat through 20 minutes before realizing
i cannot be the only one who has done this right?? walked into what i thought was english lit and the teacher was going on about photosynthesis and i was just nodding along thinking we were doing some deep metaphor analysis 💀 finally looked around and realized i was in biology
parents think im dating my best friend (were both gay)
ok so me and my bestie hang out literally every day and my parents keep making these comments like 'when are you gonna ask her to prom' and 'you two are so cute together' like... mom dad... we're both gay 😭 we've told you this!! but they think its just a phase or something ughhh
accidentally sent a thirst trap to my family group chat
guys i wanna disappear into the void 😭😭😭 i was trying to send a cute selfie to my friends and accidentally sent it to the family group chat with my grandma, aunts, uncles EVERYONE. my grandma responded with 'looking good sweetie' and my uncle just sent the crying laughing emoji i cannot
my dog ate my actual homework and no one believes me
the ONE time the dog actually eats my homework is the one time i actually did it 😭 brought the chewed up pieces to school and my teacher looked at me like i was crazy. ma'am this is EVIDENCE. my dog literally ate my geometry proofs and now i look like im using the oldest excuse in the book
realized i've been pronouncing 'epitome' wrong for 3 years
yall... i just found out its pronounced eh-PIT-oh-me not EPI-tome 😭 i've been saying it wrong in english class for 3 YEARS and no one corrected me. my teacher probably thinks im an idiot. why is english so hard
ate lunch in the bathroom stall bc i had nowhere to sit
not my proudest moment but the cafeteria was packed and my usual table was taken and i literally just... went to the bathroom and ate my sandwich in a stall. is this rock bottom??? i think this is rock bottom lol
pretended to be sick so i could stay home and finish my essay
ok but like... is this even wrong?? i had a 10 page essay due and i was nowhere near done so i fake coughed this morning and my mom was like 'oh honey stay home' and now im actually being productive for once lol. guilt level: 6/10